The Hills

Much to DP's dismay, I'm a Hills fan. I will admit it. I watch The Hills. Now, I don't watch it Monday nights, but I catch it during nap time. Or online. Or both. Lucky for me, there's a marathon on right now.

A few things.

Heidi. Seriously, come on honey. Can you not see how awful Spencer is? He's a complete jackass. And totally creepy looking. Like I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up being a serial killer.

Heidi's mom. I would totally hire a hit man if my daughter ever dated someone like Spencer, let alone got engaged. I would cry every.single.day.

Lo. You suck. Go away.

Audrina. Stop f'ing around with Justin. He sucks. Not as much as Spencer, but he still sucks. Big time. "Chemistry" only gets you into bed, not into a real relationship. Bring back the Aussie!

Stephanie. You scare me.


I could go on, but nap time will soon be over and there is sunshine to be had outside.

I do look forward to the new season though..bring on the fake drama!